Much in the spirit of the fruitcake, this is a regifting of last year's Christmas mix.
I think this is what is called a "Christmas Tradition".
00:02 It's a Christian Christmas version of the Brady Bunch theme song.
I don't remember who made this.
00:58 Mystery Science Theater 3000: Patrick Swayze Christmas
from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
03:57 White Christmas mashup origin forgotten.
07:10 Ozzy Osborne and Jessica Simpson Winter Wonderland
rom a tv special, I think. Jessica Simpson is to singing as __________ is to ____________). Amazing.
09:13 James Brown Santa Come Straight to the Ghetto
12:08 The Ventures Jingle Bell Rock under-
14:05 Terence McKenna Santa Claus is a mushroom
14:42 Spinal Tap Christmas with the Devil.
16:19 The Who Christmas from Tommy
18:12 Richard Cheese Holiday In Cambodia
19:44 Mel Blanc Yah Das Ist Ein Christmas Tree.
22:46 Run DMC Christmas in Hollis.
25:33 Flaming Lips Christmas at the Zoo from Clouds Taste Metallic.
28:28 Midtown Bootboys Santa was a skinhead.
These guys were genuinely bad, racist, violent nazis. Ha ha. -ermh- Ho Ho HO.
30:27 AKIM & The Teddy Vann Production Company Santa Claus is A Black Man.
33:40 Sarah Silverman Give the Jew Girl Toys.
That's Zach Galifianakis as Santa.
35:55 Low Just Like Christmas
38:50 Beck Little Drum Machine Boy
41:53 Mark Vidler/ GoHome Productions Carpenters Christmas (Karen Meets Roots Radics Uptown)
45:33 Elvis Presley Blue Christmas into:
46:56 Joe Perry Blue Christmas from Merry Axemas.
49:00 The Kinks Father Christmas.
52:34 Patton Oswalt: Alvin and the Chimpmunks Christmas bit.
53:59 The Waitresses Christmas Wrappin.
Not rare. Not annoying. Notice faux Chic "Rapper's Delight"/ "Good Times" bassline and cadence this time.
58:10 Tom Waits Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
Christmas is right there in the title. Fa la la la la!
62:24 XTC Snowman from English Settlement
67:17 Cocteau Twins Frosty the Snowman.
70:01 The Pogues Fairytale of New York
74:28 Jackson Five Give Love On Christmas Day
77:19 Jimi Hendrix Auld Lang Syne
Geeze, that Mel Blanc record -- was it supposed to be a kid's album? 'Cause alot of the songs are about, well, you figure it out.
ReplyDeleteI Love Me - "I love me till I'm all out of breath"
Little Red Monkey - " I hope you like this happy, slappy monkey, little red monkey, cute as can be..."
My Kind of Love and The Missus Wouldn't Approve - are kinda lewd, too.
Then there is standard kiddy-fare like Toot Toot Tootsie and The Woody Woodpecker Song, which I guess now that I mention it has the word "pecker" right in the title. and "Wood", too. Geeze, they all sound dirty. Is it me? It's just me, isn't it?
This is a glorious way to kick off the holiday season. I'll use it to kindly repay my coworker who forced me to listen to her Starbucks Christmas album in the car the other day. Ah, the joy of giving.
ReplyDeleteI gotta say that this mix really is a sort of retaliation. I approve!
ReplyDeleteSidebar: title of heavy metal Christmas compilation- "Bah Humbucker!"
Mwah!